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I Fall in love with a server
Her name IP 163
I've tried so much to please her
So, I told her TCP/IP
I think she got offended
The data link was dented
No sessions were exempted
Her proxy was also hunted
She called me a small LAN
Realizing I was a man
Who does have no plan
I've send her a Datagram
She published it in AL AHRAM
And called SONET and MAC
To bring me down and back
But I'm not really that small
I've jumped her FIREWALL
Re-arranging My Topology
No time for apology
She tried so hard to trace me
Calling BigFoot and Excite
They both could not just found me
In fact I was so Polite
I've send her a URL
LOVE.com I might as well !!
Her hotmail came to tell me
You're routed back to hell
The only hope was left
Is to talk to POP 3
He is so much wiser
Than SMTP
Do not worry son, he said
I think she would agree
Her Dawary is a Fiber Optic
Get it and let us see !!
For a wide area net work
Across the Mediterranean Sea
I got her the Fiber Optic
And an extra 10 base T
She smiled with the warmest welcome
That was The heaven for me
So we had a very big party
Telnet he came to sing
Among a group of singers
Winsock, Eudora and ping
So soon the party was over
They went to their home page
But me and my beloved server
Enjoying our lovely cage !!
It is called the cage of happiness
Forever we'll be there
With love we'll grow younger
Having no time to spare
Now our links are Fiber
No one can disconnect
Because they are much faster
Than the rest of the NET
Poem by Hamdy Amer
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